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| Don't take down the blog I check this thing all the time I still care about your life - MrRere - 4/24/2008 | ||||
| lot of time has passed cincinnati is cold we miss diablo - mrrere - 1/25/2008 | ||||
| Placed order for book They say it's lost in the mail Curse you, post office! - giggles - 1/9/2008 | ||||
| Fell downstairs today Laundry basket in my arms Stupid doggy toy! - giggles - 1/9/2008 | ||||
| Rotten little punk I thought you had disappeared Guess you were just bored... - Mandy - 1/4/2008 | ||||
| electrical storms bring memories of childhood i do miss those days - Brandon S. Roy - 12/21/2007 | ||||
| Baby throwing up Leaves you little time for sleep Time for some NyQuil - mrrere - 4/6/2006 | ||||
| Mandy said something... "Follery Jellery Crow" What the FREAK is that? - mrrere - 2/14/2006 | ||||
| Tears in momma's eyes Vacuum man left the lights on No chance for puppies - mooshi - 2/14/2006 | ||||
| Mods to workstation Pad reinitializing Commence to disco - mooshi - 2/14/2006 | ||||
| response spills over thick bureaucratic floodgates nose registers rust - mooshi - 11/29/2005 | ||||
| cultivate disease panic and resolve flip flop dream of normalcy - mooshi - 11/29/2005 | ||||
| Husband has to leave All because of Katrina Sounds kind of bad, huh? - giggles - 10/20/2005 | ||||
| Don't give me that look I don't want your autograph Not your biggest fan - giggles - 10/12/2005 | ||||
| It's NASCAR, ya know? I'm so very addicted The cars go round and round... - giggles - 10/12/2005 | ||||
| Thought there'd be a birth But Ethan decided "No." Punishment awaits. - mrrere - 10/4/2005 | ||||
| I heard a haiku Yesterday it was funny Now I forget it - mrrere - 10/4/2005 | ||||
| Do not confuse time With the opportunity Very Zen Indeed. - mrrere - 9/1/2005 | ||||
| Done being "Secret"... The BSOD has won. Must reformat now. - mrrere - 6/8/2005 | ||||
| Rural Pakistan - Food sure is tasty out here! Uh-oh....tummy bad!!! - Mandy - 5/26/2005 | ||||
| Best summer, ever? In Pakistan! Lucky me! Kind of like prison. - Mandy - 5/18/2005 | ||||
| Pakistan is hot. Very humid, too. Hurrah! My hair, it rebels - Mandy - 5/18/2005 | ||||
| The chairs are hard, GREEN Hearing about retirement My hair not white, YET - jds - 5/13/2005 | ||||
| I flew my Cessna Over Washington D.C. Yep, I'm a dumbass - giggles - 5/12/2005 | ||||
| Why call it wildlife? The line grows thinner each day Monkeys throw their poo - db - 5/11/2005 | ||||
| Happy Birthday Dad! This haiku is just for you Sorry it's so short - giggles - 4/15/2005 | ||||
| The feel of paper Gliding black ink, left to right Sense of permanence - db - 3/3/2005 | ||||
| I stare through the glass Reflections talk, walk and run That is now the past - db - 3/3/2005 | ||||
| Slow buildup of ice A truck sprays hot pink fluid The wings are ice free - db - 3/3/2005 | ||||
| The sleet falls freely It dances, hops and trickles Off my airplane's wings - db - 3/3/2005 | ||||
| Now, that is a sight The pilot is using eye drops Why does he need them? - db - 3/3/2005 | ||||
| In my uniform People glance and sneak a peek Time for me to strip! - db - 3/3/2005 | ||||
| The gate agent speaks Hearing and understanding Are not the same thing - db - 3/3/2005 | ||||
| Two hours early That is what they recommended I am so damn bored - db - 3/3/2005 | ||||
| It's been a long time. I've done some work recently. What is that about? - Mandy - 3/1/2005 | ||||
| My wife has left me She's going to see her mom PS2 awaits! - mrrere - 2/10/2005 | ||||
| Tried to forge a name On my credit card receipt I'm such a fake Zeus... - mrrere - 1/19/2005 | ||||
| Three haikus posted Or is the plural "haikai"? Time to Google it. - mrrere - 1/14/2005 | ||||
| Dr. Phil would say So how's that workin' for you? Bite me, Dr. Phil - giggles - 1/13/2005 | ||||
| Haiku writing's fun I thought I'd write one for you It doesn't say much - mrrere - 1/13/2005 | ||||
| Look at a desert... Where does all the sand come from? It should blow away... - mrrere - 1/13/2005 | ||||
| Sudden screaming halt My mind has quit processing Ultimate brain fart - db - 1/13/2005 | ||||
| It is great to see This haiku hysteria Is shared by others - mrrere - 1/13/2005 | ||||
| Dang haiku poems. They're like a new shiny thing. What concentration? - Mandy - 1/11/2005 | ||||
| Here they come again The crows know when it's trash day Where'd I put my gun? - giggles - 1/11/2005 | ||||
| Crows got in your trash You stop looking at my dog She didn't do it - giggles - 1/11/2005 | ||||
| Oh, those big black crows Going through neighbor's trash cans Street looks like landfill - giggles - 1/11/2005 | ||||
| Pocket full of meds Didn't take them yesterday Prepare for mood swings - db - 1/11/2005 | ||||
| We have a TiVo. Records, suggests, it knows us. The Tivo...has us? - db - 1/11/2005 | ||||
| It's sad, however just how much time I could spend writing haiku. Hmm.... - Mandy - 1/10/2005 | ||||
| Birds have quit singing. Mammals run away in fear. I shat in the woods. - js - 1/10/2005 | ||||
| Sitting at my desk, Looking to be distracted. So, whatcha doin'? - Mandy - 1/10/2005 | ||||
| Where's the Actifed? Husband took it all to work?! Boyfriend will bring some - giggles - 1/10/2005 | ||||
| Crap, I'm sick again! Get thee behind me, virus! It's Actifed Time! - giggles - 1/10/2005 | ||||
| When a door is closed But a window is opened Do you then jump out? - giggles - 1/10/2005 | ||||
| What's that stinky smell? It's coming from over there... Dog or the baby? - giggles - 1/10/2005 | ||||
| Procrastination Almost didn't have to go Damnit! One room left - db - 1/10/2005 | ||||
| Must fight Haiku urge. These three lines can't control me! I have work waiting. - js - 1/6/2005 | ||||
| Thirty minutes gone. I have stacks of work to do. Damn you Flannel Chef! - js - 1/6/2005 | ||||
| Clevon Little shouts, "Where all the white women at?!" Blazing Saddles rocks! - js - 1/6/2005 | ||||
| Poor, poor Coach Bob Stoops. Nothing left to do but cry and cash that fat check. - JS - 1/6/2005 | ||||
| ActionScript brain fart Too many levels to track Send them all to _root - db - 1/3/2005 | ||||
| Can't afford first class Wouldn't know how I should act Would just get thrown out - db - 7/17/2004 | ||||
| Both of my kids fit In overhead compartments Why's that illegal? - db - 7/17/2004 | ||||
| If you have to pee And the seat belt sign is on Too bad, start squeezing - db - 7/17/2004 | ||||
| Seat belt sign turned on Flight just got bumpy bumpy Air sick bag too small - db - 7/17/2004 | ||||
| What you are reading Should serve as a stern warning Don't let me get bored - db - 7/17/2004 | ||||
| Find nearest exit Really depends on one thing Did plane break in half? - db - 7/17/2004 | ||||
| Please use seat bottom Cushion is for flotation But I have soiled it! - db - 7/17/2004 | ||||
| Pilot talks to us Growling tones, can't understand What is he saying!? - db - 7/17/2004 | ||||
| Children are screaming In the front rows of the plane I am in the back - db - 7/17/2004 | ||||
| 100 degrees They think it is nice weather Sure, for the devil - db - 7/17/2004 | ||||
| I smell some pizza God, I hope it is pizza Ignorance is bliss - db - 7/17/2004 | ||||
| Over my shoulder? Watching what I am typing? Prepare to be scared - db - 7/17/2004 | ||||
| Packed on plane like cows You can almost hear the moos You can smell the crap - db - 7/17/2004 | ||||
| Bumpy airplane flight Urge to scream overwhelming I will fart instead - db - 7/17/2004 | ||||
| Sitting near bathroom The smell of chemical crap Tickles my nose hairs - db - 7/17/2004 | ||||
| With a blackberry I can write you a haiku While taking a dump - db - 9/9/2004 | ||||
| So, if a tree fell And landed on an Ewok Would it make a sound? - db - 8/2/2004 | ||||
| Coffee oh Coffee Our dark and steamy mistress Please keep me awake - db - 8/2/2004 | ||||
| My hands are freezing Programming with chilly nubs PLEASE turn on the heat! - db - 12/28/2004 | ||||
| This is just a test It is in true haiku form But only a test - db - 12/28/2004 | ||||
| Keeps rosie off shelves Freaking out all the neighbors Space - final frontier - Ree and Dolphin - 12/27/2004 | ||||
| We made it back home Yelled at lots of delta staff Glad we sold our stock - Ree and Dolphin - 12/27/2004 | ||||
| Sitting on the can Cold toilet seat annoys me Waiting for the splash - db - 12/27/2004 | ||||
| Surely this you know If you click here you will see A pile of Haiku - db - 12/21/2004 | ||||
| SmallTime haiku site Never published our haikus My aimless revenge - db - 12/20/2004 | ||||
| Ran one point five miles All in the time allotted I am noodle legs - db - 12/20/2004 | ||||
| Name not on the list No permanent O-4 here Wait another year - db - 12/20/2004 | ||||
| TV beckons me My mindless entertainment Totally useless - db - 12/19/2004 | ||||
| End of the weekend Beginning of the next week Sunday night remorse - db - 12/19/2004 | ||||
| Why write in Haiku? I have better things to do ha, ha, not really - giggles - 12/17/2004 | ||||
| Oldest back talking Youngest jumping on the couch Who will I spank first? - giggles - 12/17/2004 | ||||
| Skitter, skitter, slide, Scratch, slide, skitter, skitter, slide Dog on kitchen floor - giggles - 12/17/2004 | ||||
| Husband bids on drums What in hell was he thinking? Need to up his meds - giggles - 12/17/2004 | ||||
| Bid on a drum kit Please, PLEASE someone outbid me! Giggles would kill me! - db - 12/16/2004 | ||||
| Wearing Sunday best She flirts and shows me some leg No way preacher's kid! - db - 12/16/2004 | ||||
| Password forgotten They call me every few days Don't make it so odd! - db - 12/16/2004 | ||||
| Freakin' Blackberry Despite your small size and weight Won't fit in toilet - db - 12/15/2004 | ||||
| I have been to France I have seen some underpants England does not count - db - 12/15/2004 | ||||
| Watch me flap around Skittering from this to that ADD Nightmare - db - 12/15/2004 | ||||
| Forgot to take meds Everything shiny and fun Where is the duct tape? - db - 12/15/2004 | ||||
| Son not on the bus Nobody knows where he is Transportation sucks - giggles - 12/14/2004 | ||||
| Cricket on the floor Dog runs to investigate Who needs insect spray? - giggles - 12/14/2004 | ||||
| Homer's your idol Marge is starting to look hot Simpson's Addiction - giggles - 12/14/2004 | ||||
| Crazy five year old Stop running, crashing, screaming! Need a good, strong cage - giggles - 12/14/2004 | ||||
| Hope you don't mind me pointing out all your errors Proofreading addict! - giggles - 12/14/2004 | ||||
| You try to ignore, but without success, see the monster over there - db - 12/14/2004 | ||||
| She just flipped me off! Those people saw her do it! They just laughed and laughed. - db - 12/14/2004 | ||||
| My head is pounding I need to eat some lunch soon Impossible dream - db - 7/26/2004 | ||||
| Bunks and MREs The toilets are shock mounted Prep for world war three - db - 7/26/2004 | ||||
| Hard to believe Federal facility No candy machine - db - 7/26/2004 | ||||
| Underground bunker The blast doors are two feet thick Cell phone paperweight - db - 7/26/2004 | ||||
| Stuck in a meeting Trying to act interested Lights on, no one home - db - 7/26/2004 | ||||
| Private planes take off Like a flock of awkward birds Scatter in the sky - db - 6/25/2004 | ||||
| Captain checks the plane Looking for any problems Please, PLEASE get it right - db - 6/25/2004 | ||||
| Cowboy hats and boots Really cool when on a horse Dumb in SUV - db - 6/25/2004 | ||||
| Stare out the window Looking across the tarmac Watching planes go by - db - 6/25/2004 | ||||
| The spectrum of age Surrounds me like water I envy them all - db - 6/25/2004 | ||||
| FedEx plane takes off Fast, cheap way to transport things I fit in a crate - db - 6/25/2004 | ||||
| Family on my flight Small, grumpy, sleepy children Please don't sit near me - db - 6/25/2004 | ||||
| Mountains, flats, mountains For hundreds of miles it goes The desert southwest - db - 6/25/2004 | ||||
| Vapors in my room Manager offers discount Choose money or health? - db - 6/25/2004 | ||||
| The price of freedom Is paid at the airport by Acting like cattle - db - 6/25/2004 | ||||
| Security line They are so late for their flight Cavity search blues - db - 6/25/2004 | ||||
| Talking really loud Reclining, foot on the rail Mass Transit stud-boy - db - 2/12/2004 | ||||
| Next stop, Shady Grove Finally, the end of the line Escape from the train - db - 5/12/2003 | ||||
| This haiku for sale You put your own words in here Now, give me money! - db - 2/2/2004 | ||||
| Snoozing on the bus Sleeping at the terminal Never pulled the cord - db - 1/23/2003 | ||||
| If you keep that up You will drive me to that point I will smack you good - db - 12/13/2004 | ||||
| Over-rated pants Providing the coverage I did not ask for - db - 12/13/2004 |