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Don't take down the blog
I check this thing all the time
I still care about your life

 - MrRere - 4/24/2008
lot of time has passed
cincinnati is cold
we miss diablo

 - mrrere - 1/25/2008
Placed order for book
They say it's lost in the mail
Curse you, post office!

 - giggles - 1/9/2008
Fell downstairs today
Laundry basket in my arms
Stupid doggy toy!

 - giggles - 1/9/2008
Rotten little punk
I thought you had disappeared
Guess you were just bored...

 - Mandy - 1/4/2008
electrical storms
bring memories of childhood
i do miss those days

 - Brandon S. Roy - 12/21/2007
Baby throwing up
Leaves you little time for sleep
Time for some NyQuil

 - mrrere - 4/6/2006
Mandy said something...
"Follery Jellery Crow"
What the FREAK is that?

 - mrrere - 2/14/2006
Tears in momma's eyes
Vacuum man left the lights on
No chance for puppies

 - mooshi - 2/14/2006
Mods to workstation
Pad reinitializing
Commence to disco

 - mooshi - 2/14/2006
response spills over
thick bureaucratic floodgates
nose registers rust

 - mooshi - 11/29/2005
cultivate disease
panic and resolve flip flop
dream of normalcy

 - mooshi - 11/29/2005
Husband has to leave
All because of Katrina
Sounds kind of bad, huh?

 - giggles - 10/20/2005
Don't give me that look
I don't want your autograph
Not your biggest fan

 - giggles - 10/12/2005
It's NASCAR, ya know?
I'm so very addicted
The cars go round and round...

 - giggles - 10/12/2005
Thought there'd be a birth
But Ethan decided "No."
Punishment awaits.

 - mrrere - 10/4/2005
I heard a haiku
Yesterday it was funny
Now I forget it

 - mrrere - 10/4/2005
Do not confuse time
With the opportunity
Very Zen Indeed.

 - mrrere - 9/1/2005
Done being "Secret"...
The BSOD has won.
Must reformat now.

 - mrrere - 6/8/2005
Rural Pakistan -
Food sure is tasty out here!
Uh-oh....tummy bad!!!

 - Mandy - 5/26/2005
Best summer, ever?
In Pakistan! Lucky me!
Kind of like prison.

 - Mandy - 5/18/2005
Pakistan is hot.
Very humid, too. Hurrah!
My hair, it rebels

 - Mandy - 5/18/2005
The chairs are hard, GREEN
Hearing about retirement
My hair not white, YET

 - jds - 5/13/2005
I flew my Cessna
Over Washington D.C.
Yep, I'm a dumbass

 - giggles - 5/12/2005
Why call it wildlife?
The line grows thinner each day
Monkeys throw their poo

 - db - 5/11/2005
Happy Birthday Dad!
This haiku is just for you
Sorry it's so short

 - giggles - 4/15/2005
The feel of paper
Gliding black ink, left to right
Sense of permanence

 - db - 3/3/2005
I stare through the glass
Reflections talk, walk and run
That is now the past

 - db - 3/3/2005
Slow buildup of ice
A truck sprays hot pink fluid
The wings are ice free

 - db - 3/3/2005
The sleet falls freely
It dances, hops and trickles
Off my airplane's wings

 - db - 3/3/2005
Now, that is a sight
The pilot is using eye drops
Why does he need them?

 - db - 3/3/2005
In my uniform
People glance and sneak a peek
Time for me to strip!

 - db - 3/3/2005
The gate agent speaks
Hearing and understanding
Are not the same thing

 - db - 3/3/2005
Two hours early
That is what they recommended
I am so damn bored

 - db - 3/3/2005
It's been a long time.
I've done some work recently.
What is that about?

 - Mandy - 3/1/2005
My wife has left me
She's going to see her mom
PS2 awaits!

 - mrrere - 2/10/2005
Tried to forge a name
On my credit card receipt
I'm such a fake Zeus...

 - mrrere - 1/19/2005
Three haikus posted
Or is the plural "haikai"?
Time to Google it.

 - mrrere - 1/14/2005
Dr. Phil would say
So how's that workin' for you?
Bite me, Dr. Phil

 - giggles - 1/13/2005
Haiku writing's fun
I thought I'd write one for you
It doesn't say much

 - mrrere - 1/13/2005
Look at a desert...
Where does all the sand come from?
It should blow away...

 - mrrere - 1/13/2005
Sudden screaming halt
My mind has quit processing
Ultimate brain fart

 - db - 1/13/2005
It is great to see
This haiku hysteria
Is shared by others

 - mrrere - 1/13/2005
Dang haiku poems.
They're like a new shiny thing.
What concentration?

 - Mandy - 1/11/2005
Here they come again
The crows know when it's trash day
Where'd I put my gun?

 - giggles - 1/11/2005
Crows got in your trash
You stop looking at my dog
She didn't do it

 - giggles - 1/11/2005
Oh, those big black crows
Going through neighbor's trash cans
Street looks like landfill

 - giggles - 1/11/2005
Pocket full of meds
Didn't take them yesterday
Prepare for mood swings

 - db - 1/11/2005
We have a TiVo.
Records, suggests, it knows us.
The Tivo...has us?

 - db - 1/11/2005
It's sad, however
just how much time I could spend
writing haiku. Hmm....

 - Mandy - 1/10/2005
Birds have quit singing.
Mammals run away in fear.
I shat in the woods.

 - js - 1/10/2005
Sitting at my desk,
Looking to be distracted.
So, whatcha doin'?

 - Mandy - 1/10/2005
Where's the Actifed?
Husband took it all to work?!
Boyfriend will bring some

 - giggles - 1/10/2005
Crap, I'm sick again!
Get thee behind me, virus!
It's Actifed Time!

 - giggles - 1/10/2005
When a door is closed
But a window is opened
Do you then jump out?

 - giggles - 1/10/2005
What's that stinky smell?
It's coming from over there...
Dog or the baby?

 - giggles - 1/10/2005
Procrastination
Almost didn't have to go
Damnit! One room left

 - db - 1/10/2005
Must fight Haiku urge.
These three lines can't control me!
I have work waiting.

 - js - 1/6/2005
Thirty minutes gone.
I have stacks of work to do.
Damn you Flannel Chef!

 - js - 1/6/2005
Clevon Little shouts,
"Where all the white women at?!"
Blazing Saddles rocks!

 - js - 1/6/2005
Poor, poor Coach Bob Stoops.
Nothing left to do but cry
and cash that fat check.

 - JS - 1/6/2005
ActionScript brain fart
Too many levels to track
Send them all to _root

 - db - 1/3/2005
Can't afford first class
Wouldn't know how I should act
Would just get thrown out

 - db - 7/17/2004
Both of my kids fit
In overhead compartments
Why's that illegal?

 - db - 7/17/2004
If you have to pee
And the seat belt sign is on
Too bad, start squeezing

 - db - 7/17/2004
Seat belt sign turned on
Flight just got bumpy bumpy
Air sick bag too small

 - db - 7/17/2004
What you are reading
Should serve as a stern warning
Don't let me get bored

 - db - 7/17/2004
Find nearest exit
Really depends on one thing
Did plane break in half?

 - db - 7/17/2004
Please use seat bottom
Cushion is for flotation
But I have soiled it!

 - db - 7/17/2004
Pilot talks to us
Growling tones, can't understand
What is he saying!?

 - db - 7/17/2004
Children are screaming
In the front rows of the plane
I am in the back

 - db - 7/17/2004
100 degrees
They think it is nice weather
Sure, for the devil

 - db - 7/17/2004
I smell some pizza
God, I hope it is pizza
Ignorance is bliss

 - db - 7/17/2004
Over my shoulder?
Watching what I am typing?
Prepare to be scared

 - db - 7/17/2004
Packed on plane like cows
You can almost hear the moos
You can smell the crap

 - db - 7/17/2004
Bumpy airplane flight
Urge to scream overwhelming
I will fart instead

 - db - 7/17/2004
Sitting near bathroom
The smell of chemical crap
Tickles my nose hairs

 - db - 7/17/2004
With a blackberry
I can write you a haiku
While taking a dump

 - db - 9/9/2004
So, if a tree fell
And landed on an Ewok
Would it make a sound?

 - db - 8/2/2004
Coffee oh Coffee
Our dark and steamy mistress
Please keep me awake

 - db - 8/2/2004
My hands are freezing
Programming with chilly nubs
PLEASE turn on the heat!

 - db - 12/28/2004
This is just a test
It is in true haiku form
But only a test

 - db - 12/28/2004
Keeps rosie off shelves
Freaking out all the neighbors
Space - final frontier

 - Ree and Dolphin - 12/27/2004
We made it back home
Yelled at lots of delta staff
Glad we sold our stock

 - Ree and Dolphin - 12/27/2004
Sitting on the can
Cold toilet seat annoys me
Waiting for the splash

 - db - 12/27/2004
Surely this you know
If you click here you will see
A pile of Haiku

 - db - 12/21/2004
SmallTime haiku site
Never published our haikus
My aimless revenge

 - db - 12/20/2004
Ran one point five miles
All in the time allotted
I am noodle legs

 - db - 12/20/2004
Name not on the list
No permanent O-4 here
Wait another year

 - db - 12/20/2004
TV beckons me
My mindless entertainment
Totally useless

 - db - 12/19/2004
End of the weekend
Beginning of the next week
Sunday night remorse

 - db - 12/19/2004
Why write in Haiku?
I have better things to do
ha, ha, not really

 - giggles - 12/17/2004
Oldest back talking
Youngest jumping on the couch
Who will I spank first?

 - giggles - 12/17/2004
Skitter, skitter, slide,
Scratch, slide, skitter, skitter, slide
Dog on kitchen floor

 - giggles - 12/17/2004
Husband bids on drums
What in hell was he thinking?
Need to up his meds

 - giggles - 12/17/2004
Bid on a drum kit
Please, PLEASE someone outbid me!
Giggles would kill me!

 - db - 12/16/2004
Wearing Sunday best
She flirts and shows me some leg
No way preacher's kid!

 - db - 12/16/2004
Password forgotten
They call me every few days
Don't make it so odd!

 - db - 12/16/2004
Freakin' Blackberry
Despite your small size and weight
Won't fit in toilet

 - db - 12/15/2004
I have been to France
I have seen some underpants
England does not count

 - db - 12/15/2004
Watch me flap around
Skittering from this to that
ADD Nightmare

 - db - 12/15/2004
Forgot to take meds
Everything shiny and fun
Where is the duct tape?

 - db - 12/15/2004
Son not on the bus
Nobody knows where he is
Transportation sucks

 - giggles - 12/14/2004
Cricket on the floor
Dog runs to investigate
Who needs insect spray?

 - giggles - 12/14/2004
Homer's your idol
Marge is starting to look hot
Simpson's Addiction

 - giggles - 12/14/2004
Crazy five year old
Stop running, crashing, screaming!
Need a good, strong cage

 - giggles - 12/14/2004
Hope you don't mind me
pointing out all your errors
Proofreading addict!

 - giggles - 12/14/2004
You try to ignore,
but without success, see the
monster over there

 - db - 12/14/2004
She just flipped me off!
Those people saw her do it!
They just laughed and laughed.

 - db - 12/14/2004
My head is pounding
I need to eat some lunch soon
Impossible dream

 - db - 7/26/2004
Bunks and MREs
The toilets are shock mounted
Prep for world war three

 - db - 7/26/2004
Hard to believe
Federal facility
No candy machine

 - db - 7/26/2004
Underground bunker
The blast doors are two feet thick
Cell phone paperweight

 - db - 7/26/2004
Stuck in a meeting
Trying to act interested
Lights on, no one home

 - db - 7/26/2004
Private planes take off
Like a flock of awkward birds
Scatter in the sky

 - db - 6/25/2004
Captain checks the plane
Looking for any problems
Please, PLEASE get it right

 - db - 6/25/2004
Cowboy hats and boots
Really cool when on a horse
Dumb in SUV

 - db - 6/25/2004
Stare out the window
Looking across the tarmac
Watching planes go by

 - db - 6/25/2004
The spectrum of age
Surrounds me like water
I envy them all

 - db - 6/25/2004
FedEx plane takes off
Fast, cheap way to transport things
I fit in a crate

 - db - 6/25/2004
Family on my flight
Small, grumpy, sleepy children
Please don't sit near me

 - db - 6/25/2004
Mountains, flats, mountains
For hundreds of miles it goes
The desert southwest

 - db - 6/25/2004
Vapors in my room
Manager offers discount
Choose money or health?

 - db - 6/25/2004
The price of freedom
Is paid at the airport by
Acting like cattle

 - db - 6/25/2004
Security line
They are so late for their flight
Cavity search blues

 - db - 6/25/2004
Talking really loud
Reclining, foot on the rail
Mass Transit stud-boy

 - db - 2/12/2004
Next stop, Shady Grove
Finally, the end of the line
Escape from the train

 - db - 5/12/2003
This haiku for sale
You put your own words in here
Now, give me money!

 - db - 2/2/2004
Snoozing on the bus
Sleeping at the terminal
Never pulled the cord

 - db - 1/23/2003
If you keep that up
You will drive me to that point
I will smack you good

 - db - 12/13/2004
Over-rated pants
Providing the coverage
I did not ask for

 - db - 12/13/2004


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